Thread: What are your first 5 words after Se x?

Incredible huh? Nice, thanks :ok:

No really I'm like an ape, knuckles dragging on the ground behind me, hunched back and hair everywhere. Red fingernails and toenails, icy pink lipstick and a little pink ribbon on the top of my head. Size 18 feet and an ass that would put a whale to shame. I wish I could see the images in your head at the moment u read this drule

[quote name='wavedy']Incredible huh? Nice, thanks :ok:

No really I'm like an ape, knuckles dragging on the ground behind me, hunched back and hair everywhere. Red fingernails and toenails, icy pink lipstick and a little pink ribbon on the top of my head. Size 18 feet and an ass that would put a whale to shame. I wish I could see the images in your head at the moment u read this drule[/QUOTE]



U will never ruin my nice images drule

:kissing: Nice to know.

Why dont u have a girlfriend? Your the sweetest guy, I dont know how any chic could resist your charm.

[quote name='wavedy']:kissing: Nice to know.

Why dont u have a girlfriend? Your the sweetest guy, I dont know how any chic could resist your charm.[/QUOTE]



I think im to picky. Ive been bought up old school. Dont look for the quick 1-2 month type. When i go out with a girl its because i want to be with this girl for awhile.



Plus im going overseas so wouldnt be fair to have a girlfriend now and leave her alone for 3 months

[quote name='Slider']I think im to picky. Ive been bought up old school. Dont look for the quick 1-2 month type. When i go out with a girl its because i want to be with this girl for awhile.



Plus im going overseas so wouldnt be fair to have a girlfriend now and leave her alone for 3 months[/QUOTE]



U see, what a sweety! More concerned about her being alone than yourself. :kissing: Cheers to the old school way! :BeerSong:

[quote name='wavedy']U see, what a sweety! More concerned about her being alone than yourself. :kissing: Cheers to the old school way! :BeerSong:[/QUOTE]



I blame my wog grandparents.

You got a few slaps across the ears from them huh?

[quote name='wavedy']You got a few slaps across the ears from them huh?[/QUOTE]



haha the ears, back of the head and afew nice talks on how to treat girls like they should be treated. That and the fact i watch way to many chick flicks

I see, your grandparents need to smack a few more males into action I think! Maybe they could get work in this area cos I'm sure every mother would send their sons to them haha they'd be rich as by the end of 1 month.

[quote name='wavedy']I see, your grandparents need to smack a few more males into action I think! Maybe they could get work in this area cos I'm sure every mother would send their sons to them haha they'd be rich as by the end of 1 month.[/QUOTE]



lol i know they would, but they're alittle racist.: