Thread: How to know if you're getting old

Just to let you guys know

You know you're getting old when having an affair is doing your wife a favor.

You know you're getting old when you quit chasing women.
Not because you can't catch them. You just can't remember what you would do with them if you did.

You know you're getting old when you tell your kids their history book is wrong.
You should know. You were there.

You know you're getting old when you tell the kids about the presidents you remember and they ask "What bills are they're on?"

You know you're getting old when Clinton says, "I didn't inhale." and you yell at the TV, "Inhale? You pig! You were 'Bo-Guarding'(?) my joint."

You know you're getting old when your kids ask if dinosaurs were black and white because they believe your were there.

You know you're getting old when you know what an 8-track tape player is (and swear it's better than CD's.)

You know you're getting old when you have record albums older than your kids.

You still get long distance calls late at night asking, "Did Carter really pardon the draft-dodgers?"

You remember "Kent State," "The Maine," and "The Alamo."

You start talking about how deep the snow was when you walked to school.

You say, "they played music when I were a kid not like that noise today."

You tell your kids, "You'll know what I mean when you have kids."

You use the word "cool" instead of "bad" or whatever the word is this week.

You start a sentence with, "When I was young, ..."

You know you're old when you receive gifts at Christmas and they're not for you, but for your house.


Just thought these would be funny since I got my grandpa a new set a kitchen knives because he was bitching about the old ones.

lol.... for realz eh!

Yerp, I just wrapped them up in newspaper XD