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    A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman ask if she

    got three wishes.

    The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.

    I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

    The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.See

    this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and

    I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and

    vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

    The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be

    reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm

    out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but

    not

    THAT good!

    I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."







    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to

    find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook







    and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with

    my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what







    I wish for...a good man."

    The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the friggen map again."

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    lol...........

    .Roger Federer.

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    he he! good one!

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    haha, good 1

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    i love a good joke.

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    haha I didn't get it at first. laugh!!

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    I LOVE that joke.worthy01

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    lol......

 

 

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