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    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at



    the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her



    "Your hair smells nice."



    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint



    to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants



    to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.



    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,



    "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair

    smells nice?"



    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

    It is impossible for any severed individual to experience pain
    Pleasure, memory, dream or thought of any kind
    This young man will be as unfeeling as unthinking as the dead
    Until the day joins them

    I don't know weather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering
    How can you tell what's a dream and what's real
    When you can't even tell when your awake and when your asleep
    Where am I?


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    lol clap!!

    .Roger Federer.

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    laugh! lol

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    lol clap!!

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    eew! clap!!

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    lol, good joke...:O

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    lol.....

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    lol.

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    loL01 amazing

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    lmao again

    It is impossible for any severed individual to experience pain
    Pleasure, memory, dream or thought of any kind
    This young man will be as unfeeling as unthinking as the dead
    Until the day joins them

    I don't know weather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering
    How can you tell what's a dream and what's real
    When you can't even tell when your awake and when your asleep
    Where am I?


 

 

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