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    Default Men this is how you get women

    A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody`s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, `I`ll take one.`

    The man packaged the frog and said, `Just follow the instructions carefully.`

    The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do.

    Take a shower

    Splash on some nice smelling perfume.

    Slip into a very sexy teddy.

    Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the from down `there`.



    She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and to her surprise, nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, `If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.` So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, `I had some complaints earlier today. I`ll be right over.



    Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, `See, I`ve done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.` The man looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: `Listen to me! I`m only going to show you how to do this one more time!!!!!

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    Default Re: Men this is how you get women

    Lol, nice one.

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    Default Re: Men this is how you get women

    lol funny.

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    Default Re: Men this is how you get women

    I think i might give that one a go! Some girl is bound to fall for it.

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    Default Re: Men this is how you get women

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowman
    I think i might give that one a go! Some girl is bound to fall for it.


    Your always get one that will fall for it. silly silly person

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    Default Re: Men this is how you get women

    lol....

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    lol.

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    Default Re: Men this is how you get women

    funny

 

 

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