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    Default 23 reasons why cu***bers are better then men

    1. The average cu***ber is at least 6 inches long.

    2. Cu***bers stay hard for a week.

    3. Cu***bers won't tell you size doesn't count.

    4. Cu***bers don't get too excited.

    5. Cu***bers never suffer from performance anxiety.

    6. Cu***bers are easy to pick up.

    7. You can fondle a cu***ber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.

    8. Cu***bers can get away any weekend.

    9. With a cu***ber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cu***ber.

    10. A cu***ber will always respect you in the morning.

    11. You can go to a movie with a cu***ber.... and see the movie.

    12. You can go to a drive-in with a cu***ber.... and you can stay in the front seat.

    13. With a cu***ber you can always wait until you get home.

    14. A cu***ber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.

    15. A cu***ber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.

    16. A cu***ber won't ask: "Am I the first?".

    17. A cu***ber doesn't care if you're a virgin.

    18. Cu***bers won't tell other cu***bers you're a virgin.

    19. Cu***bers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.

    20. With a cu***ber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.

    21. Cu***bers can handle rejection.

    22. Cu***bers won't pout if you have a headache.

    23. Cu***bers won't care what time of the month it is.

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    Default Re: 23 reasons why cu***bers are better then men

    18. Cu***bers won't tell other cu***bers you're a virgin.



    laugh!! laugh!! laugh!! laugh!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    It is impossible for any severed individual to experience pain
    Pleasure, memory, dream or thought of any kind
    This young man will be as unfeeling as unthinking as the dead
    Until the day joins them

    I don't know weather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering
    How can you tell what's a dream and what's real
    When you can't even tell when your awake and when your asleep
    Where am I?


 

 

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