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    Eve was the first carpenter.
    She made Adam's banana stand.



    Why do men c*m quickly?
    So they can rush down to the pub and tell their mates.

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    I dont get it...

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    Which one?

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    This is taken out of the book "How to be an Alien" by George Mikes.


    Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.


    Now the other guy comments:

    This is not true of life in Australia.
    Ordinary Australians prefer beer to water, hot or cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender View Post
    I dont get it...
    i get it read again lol had to read a few times
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    It is impossible for any severed individual to experience pain
    Pleasure, memory, dream or thought of any kind
    This young man will be as unfeeling as unthinking as the dead
    Until the day joins them

    I don't know weather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering
    How can you tell what's a dream and what's real
    When you can't even tell when your awake and when your asleep
    Where am I?


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    Ten reasons people should be drunk at the workplace..

    1 It leads to more communication.

    2 It makes fellow employees look better.

    3 It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

    4 Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

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