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    What are the ten worst things about being penis?


    1 your next door neighbour is an ****hole

    2 you can't get excited without wanting to throw up

    3 every time you get all relaxed, someone takes your sleeping bag away

    4 you're bald all your life but with really hairy feet

    5 in cold weather you shrink

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    haha nice

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    That's pretty funny.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]oh I cant go any further than this oh I want you so bad It's ,my only wish cool I spend time just thinking thinking thinking about you every single day yes I'am really missing missing you all those things we used to used to do hey girl it used to it used to be me and you I can't go any further than this I want you so bad it's my only wish.(Meet me halfway by the black eyed peas)

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    Thx guys.


    And another one:

    How can you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?
    It's not hard.

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    6. your work area is dark, wet, and cramped

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    Quote Originally Posted by XavierKazi View Post
    6. your work area is dark, wet, and cramped
    7. you've always got two nuts hanging around you

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    8. you've only got one eye

    9. every time your owner remembers you're there, he tries to strangle you

    10. woman would rather see you stiff

 

 

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