In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started

looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,

"Its red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,

matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.

"Its red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary.She left the room briefly, returning with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.

And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who is the father!"