Another blonde joke...

[wavedy]

Steve Irwin (croc hunter) walked into a bar one day with a crocodile and got on the table to get everyones attention.

He said to everyone, "If I can open this crocs mouth and put my genitals in his mouth and close it on them, open his mouth after one minute and pull my genitals out unscaved, then would everyone here buy me a drink?"



There was low uttering around the bar and then all agreed to do so.



So Steve did just that and at the end of the minute he smashed a beer bottle over the crocs head and the croc opened its mouth and sure enough Steves genitals were unscaved.



He said to everyone, "Would anyone else like to try that?"

There was silence in the room for a minute and a blonde raised her hand and said," I'll have a go but could you not hit me over the head so hard with the bottle.?"

[hilary101]

lol clap!!

[Alex]

funny

[~Tarryn~]

Lol!

[Ryan™]

Haha, nice one lol