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    Default 2 jokes.



    joke1:



    A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.



    In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump.



    As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.



    "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."



    "Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet."





    joke2:



    A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.



    When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."



    He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that's easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.



    Next he turned to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500." St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.



    Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer. He simply said to him: "Name them."

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    Default Re: 2 jokes.

    lol

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    those are funny

 

 

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