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    Once again, I was reading at work lol ( you might begin to think I don't do any work, but, I do ). Anyway I was reading an M15+ magazine, lol won't name names. I was reading the "my best f**k section, and began thinking *insert dramatic music and sheer shock :shocked: * what a load of hooey those stories are, I mean what person would ever get so lucky to have someone just walk up to them and start feeling them up, without being totally freaked out or violent lol. :fear:

    I mean, it applies to all those 'genres'; "my worst", "my sly", "my favourite". It is increasingly hard to believe that these are not made up, and that some guy "rooting" his best mates missus, would go undiscovered, without any guilt! W..T..F?!?! :0d1a86a6ea:

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    lmao, it would be amazing to be able to walk down to street and grab a hot chic on the ass but hey i honestly could never ever do that, plus i would end up in jail lol.

    but wow yeah the world would be strange if we all acted like animals and just smell a hot chic around the corner and run around and hump em would be good but as ya say you dont wont anyone humping ya girlfriend lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ministry Of Sound™
    lmao, it would be amazing to be able to walk down to street and grab a hot chic on the ass but hey i honestly could never ever do that, plus i would end up in jail lol.

    but wow yeah the world would be strange if we all acted like animals and just smell a hot chic around the corner and run around and hump em would be good but as ya say you dont wont anyone humping ya girlfriend lol.


    Well for us singletons it would be ok, I mean yeah it would be freaky but, like just to have something that unusual happen--> but it wouldn't so the stories are pointless, they're not even slightly "sexy"

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    the streets would have to be child free for anything like that to happen :shocked:
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Protector
    the streets would have to be child free for anything like that to happen :shocked:


    Well... I'm just imagining it in the story context from the magazines and thank smoked salmon they don't mention children in them.. I think these things must happen at night.. in the city.. lol not the country where I come from..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate
    and thank smoked salmon


    I can't stop laughing at this phrase!!

    So u DO get this mag for the articles hey! I agree that most articles are b/sht, I haven't really read much of them in the past but the few I did read were plain stupid.

    Get me some steamy pleasurable imaginative scenes working in my mind and I'll read them.:]

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    Quote Originally Posted by wavedy
    I can't stop laughing at this phrase!!

    So u DO get this mag for the articles hey! I agree that most articles are b/sht, I haven't really read much of them in the past but the few I did read were plain stupid.

    Get me some steamy pleasurable imaginative scenes working in my mind and I'll read them.:]


    haha firstly, why thankya ma'am, it's my own creation "thank smoked salmon".



    Secondly.... Imagine.. lol, the last one i read- This guy gets totally s**t faced at his mates engagement party. He's desperate for some Mc lovin" but can't find a girl, the only one he sees is a quote "morbidly obese" woman. They go to a room, he gets goin, but she can't get it in, so she like jumps on his doody and "breaks it", now everytime he gets goin, it's on a lean



    See what I mean, absolute bull tits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate
    Well... I'm just imagining it in the story context from the magazines and thank smoked salmon they don't mention children in them.. I think these things must happen at night.. in the city.. lol not the country where I come from..


    im sure thers lots of unwashed girls out in the city at night that smell like smoked salmon :] i dont no maybe its just me the fishy smell just gets to me :noidea:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serial-Killer
    im sure thers lots of unwashed girls out in the city at night that smell like smoked salmon :] i dont no maybe its just me the fishy smell just gets to me :noidea:


    Aww, I was waiting to hear Wavedy's response lol, but yours.. wow I didn't see that one comin'. I assume you don't eat smoked salmon? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate
    Aww, I was waiting to hear Wavedy's response lol, but yours.. wow I didn't see that one comin'. I assume you don't eat smoked salmon? lol


    lol i was talking dirty :] yes smoked salmon is pretty nice.
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