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    what cuss words really mean

    mom calls the husband a bast**d, husband calls wife a bitch

    later billy asks:"mom, whats a bast**d and a bitch?"

    mother replies:"a bast**d is a gentleman and a bitch is a gentlelady"

    later billy hears his neighbors say:"put your penis in my vagina"

    billy asks his mother:"mom, whats a penis and a vagina?"

    mother replies:"a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

    later billy sees his dad cut himself while shaving and says "shit"

    "dad whats shit?"

    "its shaving cream"



    later he sees



    his mother cut herself and say "****"

    "mom what does **** mean?"

    "it means cut"



    later when guests arrive billy says "welcome bitches and bast**ds, may i take your penis" and vaginas'? father is in the bathroom wiping shit off his face and mother is in the kitchen ****ing the turkey"



    the **** means f.u.(. k. it got censored

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    Default Re: more of an adult joke

    haha funny

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    Default Re: more of an adult joke

    lol different.

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    Default Re: more of an adult joke

    thanks!!

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    Default Re: more of an adult joke

    thanks for the laugh...lol

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    Default Re: more of an adult joke

    cool

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    so funny!

 

 

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