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more of an adult joke
what cuss words really mean
mom calls the husband a bast**d, husband calls wife a bitch
later billy asks:"mom, whats a bast**d and a bitch?"
mother replies:"a bast**d is a gentleman and a bitch is a gentlelady"
later billy hears his neighbors say:"put your penis in my vagina"
billy asks his mother:"mom, whats a penis and a vagina?"
mother replies:"a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
later billy sees his dad cut himself while shaving and says "shit"
"dad whats shit?"
"its shaving cream"
later he sees
his mother cut herself and say "****"
"mom what does **** mean?"
"it means cut"
later when guests arrive billy says "welcome bitches and bast**ds, may i take your penis" and vaginas'? father is in the bathroom wiping shit off his face and mother is in the kitchen ****ing the turkey"
the **** means f.u.(. k. it got censored
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Junior Member
Re: more of an adult joke
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