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    Default The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    The Day the Penis asked for a Raise



    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious disease s.



    Sincerely,

    P.Niss





    The Response:



    Dear Penis:

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

    the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight.

    You fall asleep after brief work periods.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to

    start working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the

    correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.



    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.



    Sincerely,

    V. Gina
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    It is impossible for any severed individual to experience pain
    Pleasure, memory, dream or thought of any kind
    This young man will be as unfeeling as unthinking as the dead
    Until the day joins them

    I don't know weather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering
    How can you tell what's a dream and what's real
    When you can't even tell when your awake and when your asleep
    Where am I?


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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    thats a good one!!

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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    omg lol

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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    Nice job! It's really nice link that you have shared with us.

    Thanks!




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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by topoluna
    Nice job! It's really nice link that you have shared with us.

    Thanks!





    whats wrong with you? what link :noidea:

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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    good post keep it up

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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Ministry Of Sound™
    whats wrong with you? what link :noidea:


    ..... Sometimes, it gets confusing, maybe you should explain what a 'link" actually is Min! :noidea:

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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Ministry Of Sound™
    whats wrong with you? what link :noidea:


    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    It is impossible for any severed individual to experience pain
    Pleasure, memory, dream or thought of any kind
    This young man will be as unfeeling as unthinking as the dead
    Until the day joins them

    I don't know weather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering
    How can you tell what's a dream and what's real
    When you can't even tell when your awake and when your asleep
    Where am I?


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    Default Re: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    hahahah thats funny as !!

 

 

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