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    A bus load of ugly ppl crashed and died. They were lined up at the pearly gates in heaven and an angel came to them and said, " Because u all died such a tragic death God will grant u all 1 wish each before u go in."

    The 1st ugly person asked if she could be beautiful as she'd never experienced being that. The guy at the end of the line had a smile on his face as he heard each person down the line ask for the same thing.

    As the angel got to the end of the line the last guy was in tears with laughter, 'make me beautiful, make me beautiful...

    The angel got to the last guy finally and asked him what his last wish was to which he replied" "Make them all ugly again."



    Yeah ok that was an average joke, I love this one though...



    A bus full of nuns died and went to heaven!!!!!!!!!

    As they all lined up at the pearly gates the angel at the front of the line had holy water with him.

    He said "Due to u all being nuns, if any of u have touched a penis u will have to wash in this holy water before u go in."

    "Sister Jane have u touched a penis before?"

    "Oh well once I did with the tip of my finger" she said.

    "Ok wash that finger in this holy water then u can pass"

    "Sister Monica, have u touched a penis?"

    She said "yes I grabbed one in my hand one time."

    "Ok", said the angel, "Wash your hand and pass through."

    With that sister Rose came storming up from the back of the line, "Whats the matter sister Rose?" asked the angel.

    "If I have to gargle that holy water, I'm gonna be doing it before sister Angela washes he ass in it."

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    Default Re: 2 new jokes

    Haha Ive heard the 1st one before.

    But the second ones much more funnier

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    ooo rudey nuns :shocked:

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    Default Re: 2 new jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by WJP.
    ooo rudey nuns :shocked:


    lol agreed :]
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Protector
    lol agreed :]


    lol, you just wouldn't expect it. :0d1a86a6ea:

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    Default Re: 2 new jokes

    funny

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    lol funny

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    hehehe i like those ones,..

    Will have to tell them to my other hlaf.

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    :sp_rofl0ne: Nice one ... keep it up ...

 

 

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