23 reasons why cu***bers are better then men

[Lil_miss_blue_eyes]

1. The average cu***ber is at least 6 inches long.

2. Cu***bers stay hard for a week.

3. Cu***bers won't tell you size doesn't count.

4. Cu***bers don't get too excited.

5. Cu***bers never suffer from performance anxiety.

6. Cu***bers are easy to pick up.

7. You can fondle a cu***ber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.

8. Cu***bers can get away any weekend.

9. With a cu***ber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cu***ber.

10. A cu***ber will always respect you in the morning.

11. You can go to a movie with a cu***ber.... and see the movie.

12. You can go to a drive-in with a cu***ber.... and you can stay in the front seat.

13. With a cu***ber you can always wait until you get home.

14. A cu***ber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.

15. A cu***ber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.

16. A cu***ber won't ask: "Am I the first?".

17. A cu***ber doesn't care if you're a virgin.

18. Cu***bers won't tell other cu***bers you're a virgin.

19. Cu***bers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.

20. With a cu***ber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.

21. Cu***bers can handle rejection.

22. Cu***bers won't pout if you have a headache.

23. Cu***bers won't care what time of the month it is.

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[1BlondeAngel]

23. Cu***bers won't care what time of the month it is.

that just killed it

[Killer]

18. Cu***bers won't tell other cu***bers you're a virgin.



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